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time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
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Time to make the donuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Donuts commercials where Fred the Baker would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leaving home for work.
"Time to make the donuts." quipped the gun-for-hire, as he squared off with his target.

Time to make the donuts

Time to engage in coitus, preferably in early morning hours. The act of creating holes in donuts.
"I know I'm having trouble at work this morning, but my old woman woke me up this morning and told me it was time to make the donuts."
Time to make the donuts by Dr Trotter September 18, 2009

Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$
Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑
Time to make the donuts by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Time to make the donuts!

A phrase used to discretely indicate to those around you that you are in need of a bowel movement, pronto.
Rob: Hey Mike! How's that coffee?

Mike: Good... Whoa! Time to make the donuts!
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