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Tim Thomas 

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed players in the NBA. And of course, the Knicks salavate over guys like this. I have never heard the word "potential" used so much on a player before. He will never, ever live up to his "pontential."
Fan 1: man that guy is doggin it out there... it looks like he should be dominating everyone that guards him.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.
Tim Thomas by Stanley March 9, 2005
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Tim Thomas 

#5 on the New York Knicks, Tim Thomas, standing tall at 6-10, 250 lbs, the sole reason for any success the team achieves. Deadly on the block as well as from behind the 3 pt arc, Tim Thomas is every team's prototypical big man. The Knicks are fucking lucky to have the next Jordan.
Holy shit, did you see that dunk over Foyle by Tim Thomas?
Tim Thomas by Martino March 8, 2005

Tim Thomas 

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed goalies in the NHL. And of course, the Bruins fans salavate over guys like this. HIs acrobatic "style" belongs in the circus not the ice....
"Wow did you see Tim Thomas sitting on his ass when that goal was scored on him?"
Tim Thomas by BeantownHockey February 8, 2009

Tim Thomas 

Prob the best player in the NBA. Often compared with LeBron and Kobe, but they dont stand a chance. If you are called Tim Thomas or T Squares you are a person who is wet from Three point range. You almost never miss.
kid1: Yo did you see that. He just made 69 threes in a row.
Kid2: ya hes a real Tim Thomas
Tim Thomas by masterjizzy69 May 3, 2010

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) 

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.
Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

Tim Thomased 

Tim Thomas, or, Timothy James Thomas, Jr. (born April 15, 1974), nicknamed "The Tank", is an American professional ice hockey goaltender for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League (NHL).

In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.

Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance

(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)
I tried to ask the waitress' out on a date but I got Tim Thomased!

I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!
Tim Thomased by 604LilMike June 18, 2011