Tiers of drunkenness
1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
Tiers of drunkenness
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
Tiers of drunkenness by Rockisland April 19, 2009
