tidge

\tij\ adjective, adverb

Signifying a minuscule or almost insignificant amount; a cross between the expressions "tid bit" and "smidge"

How are you?

Ehh I've been better. I have a tidge of a headache.

by miley/snoop/roomie July 23, 2010

tidge

Something small and annoying.

-Hey Tidge!
- Why do you call me Tidge?
-Hehe, no reason...

by Bunny October 14, 2004

tidge

An indeterminate body part, usually considered female, but not exclusively so. Most typically used in a derogatory manner, as a coded profanity or as sexual innuendo.

"hey buddy, what you doin?"
"sitting back, watching the tidge pass by..."

"wow, that tidge is well groomed.."

by Wuale May 15, 2013

Dirty Tidge

A short but passionate make-out session in a filthy location.

Fancy a dirty tidge in that derelict seafront bus stop?

by The Existential Slim Shady September 10, 2021

Tidging

When you have a shit and masturbate at the same time, mix your shit and semen together in a blender, drink it, vomit it out, freeze the vomit and use it as a dildo.

"I love tidging!"

by notcharleswhite May 20, 2024

tidge

a person or being who is heavily autistic and claims they can drink a whole bottle of wine, ten shots of vodka and 2-3 bottles of beer without throwing up but actually passes out in their own sick after half a pint.

'look at that fucking tidge what a fucking spasm'

by the og badger!!!!!!!!!!!! February 17, 2024

Tidging

The act of alternating between tickling and sexual stimulation over a prolonged period. Thus, delaying orgasm and prolonging pleasure while introducing a plethora of stimuli. If properly performed, the victim/partner will propose and/or alternate between uncontrollable moans of pleasure and laughter.

Paul was tidging Brian for an hour, it was a gloriously quivery and sticky time.

by BrianELeakey December 22, 2023