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Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".
Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.
Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Fun tickets 

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.
Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)
Fun tickets by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

shit tickets 

I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
shit tickets by Dingle Boy August 14, 2003

poo tickets 

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet
poo tickets by Richard10001 September 23, 2007

bum ticker 

bum ticker by hambargarz September 5, 2006