Thunder tug 

A quick Franklin, you know jerking it in thunder and lightning, bolting off.

Ol Benjamin Franklin discovered electric conductivity while having a thunder tug, he sent up a kite in a terrible storm and as he furiously masturbated the lightning helped him get off.

Thunder tug by BEARCULES August 24, 2019

thunderturds 

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.

"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

thunderturds by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004

thunderjugs 

Very large, impressive breasts. The kind you write home about.

Oh, sweety?

Yes, dear?

Don't look at that girl over there.

Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?

thunderjugs by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

thundermug 

A toilet. previously the pot inside of the comode console- so named because of its echo chamber effect

" I was sitting on the thundermug and alluhthesudden...' BRRRPOOMMMPPPP-FAZzzzz!'"

thundermug by J E. Walker April 26, 2003

thunderturkey 

A V-8 thunderbird

aV-6 Thunderbird is a thunderchicken because it has a smaller motor
and a v8 Thunderbird is known as a thunderturkey because it has more power than a v6 like a turkey vs a chicken and a thundershit is a car with either motor /tranny combination that bas blown up or quit working all together

thunderturkey by thundershit November 16, 2010

thunderturds 

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.

Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.

thunderturds by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

Thunderturd 

Mozilla's idea of yet another shitty, literaly, email client.

Thunderturd, its some powerful shit!

Thunderturd by Habacka Habama February 17, 2009