Thunder Dick

Any arrogant male who feels the need to show off in public; usually to impress a female. Thunder Dick actions can occur by any male at any moment.

That guy just ran into a ditch trying to impress those girls.

Yeah, what a Thunder Dick.

by WCU Ward June 11, 2007

Thunder dick

To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms

Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance

Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!

Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!

by Conker1 October 6, 2016

crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

Dick Thunder

The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.

Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.

by Sun Wai September 22, 2019

Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019

Dick Whirling Thunder Cunt

When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!

Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!

by nosa74 October 30, 2009