Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!
Boyfriend: I rode with my
buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the
car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...
Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.