(noun)- The act of receiving a throatpie (an oral creampie often followed by the receiver swallowing) while smoking opium in a traditional setting, such as a Qing Dynasty era Opium Den.
Popularised by Yung Fuego’s hit track “Opium Den” off his hit album “Little Pimp 2.”
And if they put me to the chair just let me die…
My last words will be “Opium Throatpie.”
“Throatpieable” (adj.): A colloquial neologism describing an individual possessing anatomical and behavioral characteristics conducive to the successful performance and completion of deep oral insemination. Traits often include relaxed pharyngeal reflexes, superior respiratory control, and a general willingness or predisposition toward cooperative oral copulatory practices.
Throatpieable (adjective) | \ ˈthrōt-ˌpī-ə-bəl \
Definition: Informal slang. Describing a person considered suitable or receptive for acts involving ejaculation within the throat during oral sex.
When someone looks like they’d be down for you to finish deep in their throat.
You everseen Emily Browning in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events? Yeah, that bitch is totally throatpieable in that one! All the day erry day
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.