Three Fifths Compromise

The optimal female to orgy ratio. An orgy containing three females and two males. This creates an orgy that is not only completely heterosexual, but also keeps the number of females and males close enough so everybody enjoys it.

Craig: Yo are you settin' up an orgy soon?

Nick: Yeah you know it.

Craig: How many girls you bringin'?

Nick: I'm settling for the three fifths compromise. Enough to keep it straight, but close enough to keep it fun.

Craig: Fuck yeah!

Three Fifths Compromise by Muammad October 17, 2013

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Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers

dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

Three Fifths compromise by anon182 August 27, 2012

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Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

Three-Fifths Compromise by Creamy white center June 28, 2017

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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