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thoughtboi 

The kind of guy who puts "entrepreneur" in the Instagram bio, wears a blazer over some graphic tee for a major tech company he doesn't work at every single day, and constantly tweets out humble-braggy questions like "What gets you up at 4am every day? For me, it's the grind of starting my own insert product no one wants business."
Man, Mike has become such a thoughtboi... we won't stop giving me unsolicited advice about how anyone who doesn't meditate at least 8 hours a day is getting left behind.
thoughtboi by furbyboi123 April 16, 2021

thoughtmosphere

the collective atmosphere of thoughts surrounding the earth and emanating out into all dimensions

this credit crisis crap is really destroying our thoughtmosphere

urban dictionary is one of the best ways to discover new places in our thoughtmosphere
thoughtmosphere by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

thoughting 

to voice an erroneous thought aloud
"I thought that was the way you did it."
"Well, that's what you get for thoughting.|
thoughting by Braxl December 19, 2018

Thoughtcolate 

n. Thoughtcolate; nonexistent chocolate to be shared with a friend when they are hungry or in need of comforting. Normally used when talking to an internet friend, but can also be found at points where there is no chocolate to give.
1) "Aww, that sucks. Here, have some thoughtcolate to cheer you up. ^^"

2) "I has chocolate! :D"
"I wish I had some. :C"
"Here, have some thoughtcolate."
Thoughtcolate by Squiddy Attack January 19, 2009

thoughtbox 

When a group tokes up and ends up waxing philosophical.
"Thoughtbox party at my place."
"Hehe, I think, therefore I'm stoned!"
thoughtbox by JustJoeDammit January 25, 2009
An extremely large dick on a skinny bloke. Also a unit of measurement equaling 28cm.
That creeks four troughtons wide.
Troughton by bony mountain January 15, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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