Thorny Crown 

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.

My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.

Thorny Crown by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022

Crown of Thorns 

kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.

Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.

Crown of Thorns by crawnuhntherns July 7, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008