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Thorny Crown 

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.
My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.
Thorny Crown by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
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Crown of Thorns 

kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.
Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.