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Thinkiness 

noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each.

Adjective: thinky.

cf. truthiness
1. The book was a masterpiece of thinkiness: there were a lot of big ideas, but it wasn't at all clear what the author was actually saying.

2. The ideas here are half-baked; cut down on the thinkiness and try to increase the substance.

etymology: 1100 hits in a Google search conducted on May 22, 2008, no immediate definition proposed.
Thinkiness by Art Carden May 22, 2008

Thinkiness 

Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.

Rolling Thinnies 

Consuming an entire roll of Thin Mints girl scout cookies in a single sitting.
I ate healthy last week, but when the Girl Scout Cookies were delivered I fell back into my old habit of rolling Thinnies.

Thinkiss 

v: It is a state between missing and thinking of someone.
I thinkissed you today.
Thinkiss by thinkiss October 10, 2009

de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification 

the process of realizing a girl is not good looking because of the dirty men that have been inside of her vaginal canal before
Mitchell: dude that girl is hot...
Connor: dude she went out with that dirtball you need to use the de-anti-thinkingsomeoneishotcuzshehasalotofstds-ification process

Thinkiness 

A word a mindless idiot would think of to fuck with people's heads and do not much else with, since it isn't really a word.
The mindless idiot was everything she was trying to make fun of by creating a word like thinkiness, the worst thing about someone like her was that she couldn't see it clearly enough, because in her mind she was profundity, consideration, importance, and substance, when really she was just another plain and shallow manipulator that held nothing sacred. When somebody holds nothing sacred, there is nothing in them deep enough to be substantial, which is why they coin words they think the public would find catchy like thinkiness that evidently lack any real thought or substance and end up sounding tacky as hell, and not much else.