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Thindisto 

(n.) A person who possesses a profoundly deep belief in the conspiratorial nature of reality, skeptical of any statement anyone else makes.
"Dude, I told him I'd just eaten eleven cheeseburgers, but he didn't believe me! What a Thindisto. I'm going to take a mad dump now."
Thindisto by Anonymous December 5, 2003
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Thingist 

Yo dawg, I am a thingist because I list out all of my thoughts on the internets.
Thingist by shshshannon December 23, 2010

thindustry 

The fit / thin industry that stipulates everyone must be thin and spend hours on end working out. the industry that pushes harmful stimulants people can use to lose weight . . and their minds, bodily functions, and normal heart rhythm.

Also a con game that helps the wealthy keep their wallets fat and purposely teaches the uninformed the wrong way to lose weight.

The industry that fails to come out and say, "hey chubby, how's about eating a salad or some vegetables for two meals a day", or "how's about snacking on some fruit!".
Phen Phen or myoplex shakes are part of the thindustry.
thindustry by PhilanthropistGuy June 21, 2009

Thanditous 

A phrase used for a friend who is always late
He's always late, he's got a severe case of thanditous
Thanditous by juabbbbbb December 26, 2013
An ignorant person who shames someone for being thin.
stop shaming Arya for being thin, you thinist!!
thinist by Dwayne Johnson stan April 3, 2021
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