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Thick snake 

To have a turd to large to come out the anus.
My butt stung after that thick snake.
Thick snake by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014
Words you can keep

thick shake 

Thick shake is a word used by Engelish kids cause they think its cool.
chris: I will have Big Mack.

Lorence: Ill have a thick shake.

Mc.donalds staff: you meane a
milkshake.

Lorence: yea a thick shake.

Mc.donalds: Ok then.

Lorence: Silly man dident know wat a

thick shake is.

chris: lorence your such a fag lol.
thick shake by rodam July 11, 2006

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

thick chocolate shake

The act of unloading thick (often chunky) feces into another's mouth for sexual pleasure. If The feces is runny, it's often referred to as "Soft Serve."
My girl took in my thick chocolate shake the other night, and she didn't even gag.
thick chocolate shake by Gaffcow February 29, 2016

Thickshake Thirds 

theres Fresh First, Sloppy Seconds then Thickshake Thirds. Its used to describe what a womans vagina would feel like when your the third guy in line to fuck her.
Mr B to Mr P, "hey shes hot i think i'll get in for Fresh First you can have Sloppy Seconds Mr P"

Mr P to Mr B "like fuck Mr B im getting Fresh First and Sloppy Seconds your getting Thickshake Thirds!!"
Thickshake Thirds by mr kronk May 30, 2009

Choccy thickshake 

The act of hanging a shit in a public place or on someone’s property
“Oh mate I did the biggest choccy thickshake on someone’s doorstep this morning
Choccy thickshake by Kaaaynux March 18, 2020

Strawberry Thickshake 

When a male ejaculates into a female (while she is on her period) and it oozes out like a Strawberry Thick shake. The blood clots make it out as little cuts of Strawberries.
Guy 1: Hey did you have a strawberry thick shake the other night?
Guy 2: Its not the one that you drink if you know what I mean? (wink)
Guy 1: Ah it must've been THAT strawberry thickshake.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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