Thick snake 

To have a turd to large to come out the anus.

My butt stung after that thick snake.

Thick snake by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

thick shake 

Thick shake is a word used by Engelish kids cause they think its cool.

chris: I will have Big Mack.

Lorence: Ill have a thick shake.

Mc.donalds staff: you meane a
milkshake.

Lorence: yea a thick shake.

Mc.donalds: Ok then.

Lorence: Silly man dident know wat a

thick shake is.

chris: lorence your such a fag lol.

thick shake by rodam July 11, 2006

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick by minuccp January 8, 2010

thick chocolate shake

The act of unloading thick (often chunky) feces into another's mouth for sexual pleasure. If The feces is runny, it's often referred to as "Soft Serve."

My girl took in my thick chocolate shake the other night, and she didn't even gag.

thick chocolate shake by Gaffcow February 29, 2016

Thickshake Thirds 

theres Fresh First, Sloppy Seconds then Thickshake Thirds. Its used to describe what a womans vagina would feel like when your the third guy in line to fuck her.

Mr B to Mr P, "hey shes hot i think i'll get in for Fresh First you can have Sloppy Seconds Mr P"

Mr P to Mr B "like fuck Mr B im getting Fresh First and Sloppy Seconds your getting Thickshake Thirds!!"

Thickshake Thirds by mr kronk May 30, 2009

Choccy thickshake 

The act of hanging a shit in a public place or on someone’s property

“Oh mate I did the biggest choccy thickshake on someone’s doorstep this morning”

Choccy thickshake by Kaaaynux March 18, 2020

Strawberry Thickshake 

When a male ejaculates into a female (while she is on her period) and it oozes out like a Strawberry Thick shake. The blood clots make it out as little cuts of Strawberries.

Guy 1: Hey did you have a strawberry thick shake the other night?
Guy 2: Its not the one that you drink if you know what I mean? (wink)
Guy 1: Ah it must've been THAT strawberry thickshake.

Strawberry Thickshake by YOUNGY_OCE January 8, 2021