thick cock

Thick cock represents the male reproductive system known as the "penis" or "peni" for a plural.
Thick is shown when the penis is enlargened

gay 1:man, your dad's cock was thicc dude
gay 2:you mean he had a thick cock?

by dorigo bimo October 22, 2018

wild bill thick cock

An alias for Mike Robertson Jr given to him by several women at the University of Arizona.

Damn girl why the wheelchair? Did Wild Bill Thick Cock stop by after his game last night?

by Sacdeez55 June 6, 2019

cock me thick

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

by jimissobored January 4, 2015

Thick as a donkey's cock

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.

There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

by Sean's X Type Cat July 8, 2012

Jedi cock trick

the ability to make a cock hard by telepathy from across the room

Much like a Jedi mind trick, my cock instantly rose to attention because she was in the room and I sensed she was thinking about it...a worthy Jedi cock trick.

by Flwonder August 5, 2017

cock-trick

To be so utterly betrayed, tricked, or misled that one's penile erection ability is disabled.

Sultan's girl was really a man
Damn, he got his cock-tricked.

by PinkBliss April 28, 2011

Wild Bill Thickcock

An alias for Mike Robertson Jr given to him by several women at the University of Arizona.

Damn girl why the wheelchair? Did Wild Bill Thickcock stop by after the game?

by Sacdeez55 June 11, 2018