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Thick as a first grade pencil 

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil

pencil trick 

A magic trick which supposedly makes a pencil disappear into thin air, but actually embeds it into the eye socket of a nearby thug who got a little too close for comfort.
"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear."

^Typical pencil trick introduction
pencil trick by Midnight Sage August 16, 2008

pencil trick 

n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"
No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.

Pencil trick 

The short answer to the question "what did you think of the Dark Knight?"

Refers to one of the most memorable moments in the movie.
"Hey, what did you think of the Dark Knight?"
"Pencil trick."
Pencil trick by nighthawk41 March 5, 2009