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Thick as a first grade pencil 

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil

pencil trick 

A magic trick which supposedly makes a pencil disappear into thin air, but actually embeds it into the eye socket of a nearby thug who got a little too close for comfort.
"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear."

^Typical pencil trick introduction
pencil trick by Midnight Sage August 16, 2008

pencil trick 

n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"
No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.

Pencil trick 

The short answer to the question "what did you think of the Dark Knight?"

Refers to one of the most memorable moments in the movie.
"Hey, what did you think of the Dark Knight?"
"Pencil trick."
Pencil trick by nighthawk41 March 5, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026