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They're trying to divide us! 

Anything that isn't incest cult = division.

Retard "They're trying to divide us!"

Hym "Oh? Are we a team? What are we going to do about my broken down car?"

Retard "That's not my problem."

Hym "Ok. So in what way are we together?"
Retard "Huh?"

Hym "You said they are trying to divide us. What does that even mean?"

Retard "We have to stick together or they're going to divide us!"

Hym "Yeah, stick together to do what?"

Retard "To stop them from dividing us!"

Hym "What's the difference between us being divided and us being apart? Like... What happens to me and my broken down car is we're together?"

Retard "That's your problem!"

Hym "Right, yeah, you said that already but... You see how us being together doesn't mean or even do anything right?"

Retard "They want to make my son a girl! And that's going to divide us!"

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your son being a dick-girl. He's- She's fine. That's not an actual problem."

Retard "China's gonna getcha!"

Hym "China is collapsing under the weight of it's own tofu dreg. That- I'm not worried about that. I have to walk to a job I hate that doesn't pay me enough to pay my bills and I literally created A.I. and I'm the greatest producer in the history of humanity."

Retard "Russia is... Bad."

Hym "They want to join Nato or get Ukraine back. They're fine. It's fine. A charlatan is coopting our politicians."

Retard "They're dividing us though."

Hym "It's- You aren't getting it. For us to be a team you need to participate in my life on some level. If you're not going to participate there is nothing to divide."

Retard "But they're trying to divide us!"
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