Thews 

Lou: For Trontos first pick of the 2-16 National Hockey League draft, were going to have the director of player personnel make that selection, Mark Hunter.

Hunter: Toronta proud to announce from Zurich mens league Switzerland US program. Auston Mathews

Thews scored a beaute last night eh bud.

Thews by __] - T April 23, 2021

Thesaurus'd it 

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.

Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

Thesaurus'd it by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

TheSaltIsHere 

someone in Ft that you seriously do not wanna mess with, if you do you’ll just absolutely get ratio’d. don’t mess with that guy frfr

UtdTrey:’ Someones drawing to Burnley at home’

5 likes
TheSaltIsHere: ‘One good tweet i beg Trey’
2,583 likes.

TheSaltIsHere by some cunt in jUSt baby 3 July 12, 2020

Rural Thesaurus 

The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.

Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."

Rural Thesaurus by Teh Polygrizolph April 2, 2011

urban thesaurus 

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

urban thesaurus by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003