Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry February 19, 2016

thermometer

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.

by pentozali November 10, 2005

Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"

Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

by DerekBennett April 3, 2014

Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

by ChesterTM May 9, 2015

Coors Light Thermometer

An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.

When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.

by Jamie Outdoors February 28, 2012

pop-up thermometers

When a male or females nipples tell how cold or warm it is by their hardness.

Jacob could tell it was a cold night when he saw Lisa's pop-up thermometers.

by styles of beyond December 13, 2005

100% All Beef thermometer

A penis.

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!

by PSACS November 5, 2010