Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.
Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.
by Chris Reeve August 3, 2009
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When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.
I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.
by SahenTheTenderTreen November 22, 2016
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The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.
I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.
by GeorgiaIrish March 26, 2020
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the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.
"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."
by L-sos November 14, 2007
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When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"
by Chris B dot April 13, 2007
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When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.
My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010
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When a couple partakes in three 69 sex position and the female is recieving the most pleasure, the male's penis will hang from the female's mouth loosely.
He was eating her out so good that she forgot to suck him off, his penis just hung from her mouth like a loose thermometer.
by asdfgdog123 January 18, 2021
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