Meat Thermometer

Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.

When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.

"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".

Meat Thermometer by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

Meat Thermometer by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

Meat Thermometer by Tom March 5, 2004

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis

1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.

Meat Thermometer by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"

Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

Meat Thermometer by DerekBennett May 16, 2014

Meat Thermometer

Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

Meat Thermometer by ChesterTM May 10, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005