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Meat Thermometer

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
Meat Thermometer by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot
"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."
Meat Thermometer by Tom March 5, 2004

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis
1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
Meat Thermometer by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

Meat Thermometer

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026