When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
Get the There's pee-pee on the floormug.