Theorem of Circular Glaze

The Theorem of Circular Glaze is something that you bring up when two friends glaze each other, and only each other.

For example, if one friend says something cool, and another friend agrees, that's LINEAR glaze. However, if the original friend goes back to say "fr" or backs up the other friend, it then becomes circular as it is now easily cyclible.

ETYMOLOGY: It is incorrectly titled a "theorem", and not a law. A theorem would be something theoretical, whereas this is directly observable. Calling it the "Theorem of Circular Glaze" makes it sound just smart enough to where you're not talking out of your ass where you simply see two friends agreeing. Keep in mind, this is an awkward thing to say. It will most definitely shut down any conversation for at least ten minutes.

ACRONYM: It is ToCG, not TCG. This is so the chuds don't get it confused with "trading card game".

Friend A: "some jibber jabber"
Friend B (in reply to friend A): "That one needs to happen"
Friend A (in reply to friend B): "Fr" or "100%"
Friend C: "Here, we observe the Theorem of Circular Glaze", or (if people are used to it already), "ToCG".

Theorem of Circular Glaze by splooger6000 June 17, 2026