Definitions by splooger6000
Theorem of Circular Glaze
The Theorem of Circular Glaze is something that you bring up when two friends glaze each other, and only each other.
For example, if one friend says something cool, and another friend agrees, that's LINEAR glaze. However, if the original friend goes back to say "fr" or backs up the other friend, it then becomes circular as it is now easily cyclible.
ETYMOLOGY: It is incorrectly titled a "theorem", and not a law. A theorem would be something theoretical, whereas this is directly observable. Calling it the "Theorem of Circular Glaze" makes it sound just smart enough to where you're not talking out of your ass where you simply see two friends agreeing. Keep in mind, this is an awkward thing to say. It will most definitely shut down any conversation for at least ten minutes.
ACRONYM: It is ToCG, not TCG. This is so the chuds don't get it confused with "trading card game".
For example, if one friend says something cool, and another friend agrees, that's LINEAR glaze. However, if the original friend goes back to say "fr" or backs up the other friend, it then becomes circular as it is now easily cyclible.
ETYMOLOGY: It is incorrectly titled a "theorem", and not a law. A theorem would be something theoretical, whereas this is directly observable. Calling it the "Theorem of Circular Glaze" makes it sound just smart enough to where you're not talking out of your ass where you simply see two friends agreeing. Keep in mind, this is an awkward thing to say. It will most definitely shut down any conversation for at least ten minutes.
ACRONYM: It is ToCG, not TCG. This is so the chuds don't get it confused with "trading card game".
Friend A: "some jibber jabber"
Friend B (in reply to friend A): "That one needs to happen"
Friend A (in reply to friend B): "Fr" or "100%"
Friend C: "Here, we observe the Theorem of Circular Glaze", or (if people are used to it already), "ToCG".
Friend B (in reply to friend A): "That one needs to happen"
Friend A (in reply to friend B): "Fr" or "100%"
Friend C: "Here, we observe the Theorem of Circular Glaze", or (if people are used to it already), "ToCG".
Theorem of Circular Glaze by splooger6000 June 17, 2026
becasue
originally a typo, but is now the new niche for something really positive in describing a person
specifically, its like twin but SO much better in terms of complimenting
specifically, its like twin but SO much better in terms of complimenting
ORIGINAL USAGE: "there is nothing becasue none of what your saying is fact"
NEW USAGE(S): "yall my becasues", "i love my becasues"
NEW USAGE(S): "yall my becasues", "i love my becasues"
becasue by splooger6000 January 10, 2026
Goon Term Memory Loss
The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.
"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."
Goon Term Memory Loss by splooger6000 June 16, 2025