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The Wet Shit
A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.
"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.
"How come," said Jimmy.
"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.
The Wet Shit
"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.
"How come," said Jimmy.
"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.
The Wet Shit
The Wet Shit by The Dumbass That Knows June 21, 2016
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The Wet Pretzel
A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.
The Wet Pretzel by Waffle lad October 28, 2018
The Wet Hesson
15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.
"Hey how are things with Sarah?"
"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."
"So what changed?"
"The Wet Hesson."
"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."
"So what changed?"
"The Wet Hesson."
The Wet Hesson by Sloshball August 23, 2011
the wet seagull
taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day
the wet seagull by caucasiantemptation February 5, 2012
The Wet Winter
The Wet Winter by Thesben March 13, 2020
The Wet Brownie Nugget
Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....
The Wet Brownie Nugget by Anthony D.... December 28, 2004
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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