A process involving three men, requiring two with flacid penises to curl round an overlapping erect one, acting as a bipod for heterosexual sex. The loose stability often leading to backlashing spunk covering the penises acting as the salt for the pretzel.
by Waffle lad October 28, 2018
When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.
John, don't be such a wet pretzel.
by boltonfanforlife March 25, 2015
by Maserati1 September 3, 2015
When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 19, 2023