The valks 

When recording a voice message you lose your train of thought and stutter, you make a strange vocal sound to reset your thoughts

I was leaving a vm for my boss and I got the valks.

The valks by K Rose May 8, 2015

Ride of the Valkyrie 

When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.

"Keith is dead? What happened??"

"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."

Ride of the Valkyrie by roundegotrip April 16, 2022

Be the valkyrie 

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

Be the valkyrie by tbclycan May 25, 2011