Definitions by roundegotrip
Ride of the Valkyrie
When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.
"Keith is dead? What happened??"
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."
Ride of the Valkyrie by roundegotrip April 16, 2022