The sipes 

Extrodanarialy clumsy, usually sluring its words, probably in trouble and is madly in love

"hey did u see what the sipes did yesterday?"

"oh Yeah how long do you think he will be suspended for?"

The sipes by The greasel April 30, 2009

0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.

I got that 0.5 on the sides

0.5 on the sides by Harrynicely January 11, 2014

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Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.

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Hitting The Sides 

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.

Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

Hitting The Sides by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

touching the sides by jaffaw July 16, 2009

by the sixes

1) Origination: to do something with six of an object
2) Current: with extreme enthusiasm or extreme effort

Some girl: I felt so sick after eating Dentyne Ice by the sixes.
Some guy: Yeah, it didn't go very well with that beef jerky.
Other guy: Really? I thought it was great! We should totally do it again...
(All in unison): BY THE SIXES!!

by the sixes by Edward I May 16, 2006

It didn't touch the sides 

An unfortunate genital mismatch. Either the woman's vagina is too loose or the man's penis is too small/thin, hence 'It didn't touch the sides'. Also used to disparage a woman by suggesting she has been too promiscuous.

I really liked him but when we had sex it didn't touch the sides.

It didn't touch the sides by CalSouth March 11, 2015