The Sherp

Norwegian Troll, sometimes found in pharmacies.

The Sherp worked overtime last week.

The Sherp by eekacoolface July 2, 2009

Put down the Sharpie 

A request to someone to admit they are wrong.

In reference to Donald Trump's infamous Sharpie mark-up of an outdated hurricane forecast map. Rather than apologize, Trump continued to lie about the hurricane risk to Alabama for days.

"Dude, just put down the Sharpie. You don't always have to be right. I'm sick of arguing about this."

Put down the Sharpie by hodags1966 September 6, 2019

Drop the Sharpie 

Give up on a losing argument or a bad person

"I'm still waiting for the GOP to drop the sharpie and quit defending Trump's f-ups and crimes."

Drop the Sharpie by hodags1966 September 24, 2019

The Serpent Maneuver 

The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.

Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.

The Serpent Maneuver by Tony The Tank Mcstravick July 18, 2010

carrying the sherpa 

acting without a proper plan to execute

you can't climb the Everest, carrying the sherpa. you need a solid and safe route to conquer.

carrying the sherpa by kelamist September 26, 2018

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

not the sharpest tool in the shed by Golan September 23, 2005