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the Roman handshake 

A sexual term used for Doggy Style sex. It occurs when the man and woman grab each other by the forearms during doggy style intercourse.
The Roman Handshake: The woman's arms are raised behind her body, and the man grabs on to her forearms for stabilty and positioning during doggy style sex.

The Roman Sledge Hammer 

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

The Roman Butterfly 

A sexual position in which a man will lay flat on his back,while two women will "scissor" around the man's penis.the mans penis will stick up and out of the scissoring vagina's,as a third women will sit on your face and preform oral sex on you,creating a "69" "scissor" sandwich.
man1:hey I'm having a orgy with three other chicks,but I'm not sure how it will work.
man2:just go for "The Roman Butterfly".

The Roman Rich

The type of guy who says yes to a million no's!
Shall the S.O.P.A. act fail to pass?

Congress and brainwashed people: NO!

The Roman Rich: YES!
The Roman Rich by Roman Rich January 6, 2012

the roman candle

this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself
give me the roman candle.i want to feel the burn in my anus hole.

The Roman Catholic 

When a girl is about to do down on you, do the Christian Doctrine of the Trinity. Also, you should put your hand on her head to add to the effect.
Bro, my girlfriend gave me the best head last night by doing The Roman Catholic.