the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out
by tucsontony October 20, 2004
Get the the postman mug.When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!
by kat princess June 11, 2006
Get the The postman mug.by Kingjoel October 23, 2022
Get the The postman mug.The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.
by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017
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Get the The Postman Rings Twice mug.A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives
by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022
Get the tim the postman mug.A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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