the porn 

Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".

"That's the porn, bro!"

the porn by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004

"The" Porn 

The best porno you have and will ever find. You will surf the net for many days and many nights and you will feel a void untill you find it. You wont know which site it is untill youve found it. The porn you will masturbate to everyday and everynight.

1) I finally found "The" Porn!, it beautiful!!!

2) I looked for many days and many nights but yet still no luck in finding "The" Porn

"The" Porn by The GreatMasterBater May 25, 2008

The Porn Cinematic Universe

When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched

Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again

The Porn Cinematic Universe by Tim The Wise June 12, 2021

the porn box 

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.

What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.

the porn box by Jenny from the block December 14, 2004

The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore

Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub

The Porn Pokémon by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017

Follow the porn 

A game played on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green and one other participant mark a line in the gravel on the side of the road.

Each participant places a pornographic magazine in the middle of a highway, directly between the two dirt lines.

Each contestant stands on their own dirt line, and as cars pass by they cause the magazine to move.

If the magazine makes its way to the right side of the person standing on the right, the person on the left wins (and vice-versa).

Tom Green: Follow the porn is the best game ever!

Follow the porn by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict 

a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."

Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."

Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict by Gamz October 16, 2011