The noodles
The noodles by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025
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Enjoying the noodles
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
Enjoying the noodles by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013
strain the noodles
strain the noodles by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011
tossing the noodles
Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!
tossing the noodles by Nantes January 17, 2009
spilled the noodles
when something more than satisfying a certain crave, need, desire, or any such thing in a way beyond average words can express.
I was so famished after running around all day, that double bacon cheeseburger completely spilled the noodles.
I don't often have a chance to call mom during the day, but when i spoke with her the other day, she said my called spilled the noodles.
Dude, when something is totally amazing, it spilled the noodles.
I don't often have a chance to call mom during the day, but when i spoke with her the other day, she said my called spilled the noodles.
Dude, when something is totally amazing, it spilled the noodles.
spilled the noodles by hipster mae September 18, 2013
Give joel the fucking noodles
Give joel the fucking noodles by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020
Noodles-on-the-Couch Day
One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day
Noodles-on-the-Couch Day by Fergie03 December 31, 2020
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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