The noodles 

You're asking a question.

Kyle, the noodles!

The noodles by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025

Enjoying the noodles 

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

Enjoying the noodles by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013

strain the noodles 

urinate

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

strain the noodles by jesuslikescorndogs October 23, 2011

tossing the noodles 

Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!

tossing the noodles by Nantes January 17, 2009

spilled the noodles 

when something more than satisfying a certain crave, need, desire, or any such thing in a way beyond average words can express.

I was so famished after running around all day, that double bacon cheeseburger completely spilled the noodles.

I don't often have a chance to call mom during the day, but when i spoke with her the other day, she said my called spilled the noodles.

Dude, when something is totally amazing, it spilled the noodles.

spilled the noodles by hipster mae September 18, 2013

Give joel the fucking noodles

Just give him the fucking noodles man it’s law

Oh yea i have noodles Give joel the fucking noodles its law

Give joel the fucking noodles by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020

Noodles-on-the-Couch Day 

One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day

Friend: You good man?
Me: Nah. I've been having a Noodles-on-the-Couch Day since I woke up.

Noodles-on-the-Couch Day by Fergie03 December 31, 2020