The neck thing 

A strange manoeuvre performed by a person in which they obstruct the blood in their carotid artery using their thumb and index finger whilst cradling their chin with their hand.

Example 1: Jaydyn: Look at that guy, he’s doing the neck thing! Haha

Alex: Haha yes that is funny. Look at him

Example 2:

Amanda: What’s he doing with his neck?

Craig: That’s the neck thing. It helps with glandular fever apparently.

The neck thing by DanglyGuy May 12, 2025

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck 

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009