The Judge
The Judge is a sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male places his balls in the females mouth. The male then begins slapping the female on the forehead with his penis and shouts GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!
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The Judge
The Judge by Rob Henandez March 21, 2007
The Judge
A sub species of the grizzly bear, native to Michigan. It is less hairy than normal bears and is usually covered in multiple tattoos and piercings.
Frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up BMW looking for places to forage to find food and beer.
The Judge is known to party like the animal it is and then pass out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.
Major interests of the Judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and DIY activities.
It is rumored that a member from the band Bangerrang is actually a Judge.
'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'
'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
Frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up BMW looking for places to forage to find food and beer.
The Judge is known to party like the animal it is and then pass out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.
Major interests of the Judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and DIY activities.
It is rumored that a member from the band Bangerrang is actually a Judge.
'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'
'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
The Judge
The Judge by Eli the singer February 13, 2022
The judge and jury of misinformation
Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.
The judge and jury of misinformation by Uncle Dimma February 2, 2022
call the judge and get some fudge
call the judge and get some fudge by maagik January 13, 2019
Call the judge and get some fudge
Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
Are you okay?
Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.
Call the judge and get some fudge by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021
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