The itch 

An overwhelming, overpowering, and intense desire to have sex. One so strong that you have trouble concentrating on anything else AT ALL because no matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about the possibility of getting laid SOON. A period of extreme horniness, such that sex is more of a need than a want. Short for the expression "that itch that MUST be scratched." Normally lasts a few hours to a few days.

Dude I have the itch so freaking bad that if I do not bang something soon I think I'm literally going to explode!!

The itch by Sassy Tassy December 2, 2014

The Itch 

Another name for an STD called Scabies

I think she gave me “The Itch”

The Itch by Anonymous_Gay March 10, 2024

the cure for the itch 

your bitch claims her crotch is on fire after cheating on you with a dog or a goat or some dude named rosco. anyway you decide to man up and lick that crab infested pussy clean much to her relief.

"my man is so good to me. i mean i cheat on him and he still gives me the cure for the itch."

the cure for the itch by mascow July 26, 2016

The Village Itch 

Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
-or-
2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.

Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.

The Village Itch by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

to scratch the old itch 

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.

I just want to scratch the old itch.

to scratch the old itch by amar90 September 10, 2010

to scratch the old itch 

It means to engage into Sexual intercourse

Dude my ex came by the other night just to scratch the old itch

to scratch the old itch by itchscratcher August 12, 2011

The Senior Itch 

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

The Senior Itch by jrbro October 16, 2012