The handshake 

the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.

The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt

The handshake by theycallmefrank July 7, 2011

the handshake 

A variation to the shocker or bowling ball. The shocker's slogan is, "Two in the pink, one in the stink". The handshake is, "Four in the pink, one in the stink". As the name implies the action resembles a handshake.

Brie was tired of getting a shocker. She thought she was big enough for the handshake. When Curtis gave it to her, she screamed.

the handshake by Traviss August 5, 2006

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

The Coffey Handshake by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

the secret handshake 

a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.

the secret handshake is amazing.

the secret handshake by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008

the gypsy handshake 

A girl gives a guy a handjob. When the guy cums, she catches the jizz with her other hand. The girl then immediately gives one rather firm yank to the guy's member while simultaneously giving an open handed slap across his face with the jizz-laden hand. Before the guy can react, the girl quickly turns and walks away.

"I thought she forgave me for cheating on her because she started giving me a handjob later on. Well, I was wrong because after I came, she gave me the gypsy handshake. Crazy bitch!"

the gypsy handshake by Loungin September 1, 2015

The Hormel Handshake 

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

The Hormel Handshake by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022

handshake the ben franklin 

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.

I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

handshake the ben franklin by Martinz January 27, 2008