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the guys
A group of young male college students who are good friends and live together/next door to each other in dorm rooms. Requirements to become a "Guy" include but are not limited to the following: Just be there for the Bud Light, be metro, be creepy, be a lumberjack, be italian, be straight edge, be in the army, be a virgin, play a lot of xbox 360 or just make fun of sXe by putting an 'x' before and after everything you say. Disqualifications from being a "Guy" include but are not limited to the following: being between 6'5" and 6'8", being female, sucking cock at fucking pussy, not liking Labatt Blue or beer in general, not liking sports and finally not loving the movie SUPERBAD. xUPB 4 LIFEx
the guys code
A unwritten code that is a set of rules that guys should follow or is common sense for guys. One rule for example would be bros before hoes. It is also known as the dudes code and as the mens code.
the guys code by a random guy you dont know April 17, 2011
The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12
Chapter 1: The Discussion
Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...
The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...
The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.
The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1 by GlitchGD March 6, 2024
One of the Guys
The female version of the friendzone. This phrase is used to indicate a female who is viewed as a platonic, non-sexual entity to a male or group of male friends. The moment a female is referred to as "one of the guys", she becomes aware that if she has any romantic feelings towards any of the males in the group (or, specifically, the male who referred to her in that way)--it is a moot point. Her male friends will come to her to talk about their bad relationships or advice on what gifts to get their girlfriends. If she does get a boyfriend outside of the group, they may find it very difficult to accept her any longer--as there is now competition for her time--and it may bring about the abrupt realization that she is, in fact, a "girl".
Anna: Oh, hey guys. You all got dates for the party?
Alfred: Yep.
Arthur: Nope.
Anna: Oh, well, we could go together, Arthur.
Arthur: Haha, no! You're like 'one of the guys', Anna. It would be like going with Alfred.
Alfred: You wish.
Anna:.....ah. I see.
Elizabetha: Hey, Anna--did you ask Arthur about the party?
Anna: Yeah. He told me I was "one of the guys".
Elizabetha:....oh. Sorry, Anna.
Anna: I don't get it--am I ugly?
Elizabetha: No, no--they just look at you like a sister. Completely platonic.
Anna: I thought guys didn't do that.
Elizabetha: Well, the media says they don't---but they're actually just as human as us.
Alfred: Yep.
Arthur: Nope.
Anna: Oh, well, we could go together, Arthur.
Arthur: Haha, no! You're like 'one of the guys', Anna. It would be like going with Alfred.
Alfred: You wish.
Anna:.....ah. I see.
Elizabetha: Hey, Anna--did you ask Arthur about the party?
Anna: Yeah. He told me I was "one of the guys".
Elizabetha:....oh. Sorry, Anna.
Anna: I don't get it--am I ugly?
Elizabetha: No, no--they just look at you like a sister. Completely platonic.
Anna: I thought guys didn't do that.
Elizabetha: Well, the media says they don't---but they're actually just as human as us.
One of the Guys by sailtheplains September 21, 2013
One of the Guys
When you Hang out with a bunch of boys for a long time and in their eyes your like not a girl ur like their friend and they will never think that you are datable, and never be like 'wow shes hawt!' also be careful a lot of guyz saii this...
One of the Guys by Sam R. March 31, 2005
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