Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.
Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.
15 years later…
Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!