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The Geek Zone

the zone where you smoke either way too much or very good weed and you feel like you're past the feeling of being in space. you have entered a new realm and thats the geek zone.
"you have now entered..... the geek zone" *twilight zone theme*
The Geek Zone by erik hauser March 30, 2011

The Geek Squad 

1) A group of geeks that think they are cool, generally referring to those of the computer variety.
2) A certain group from MIS that hangs out at the IT desk all day and is harassed constantly into fixing people's ridiculous computer problems.
"Fuck, my computer's buggin' out again."
"Carolyn's on the Geek Squad, go ask her. She can fix it."
"Since when's the Geek Squad got a chick?!"
The Geek Squad by CarolynxRiot December 21, 2008

The Geek Test 

When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.

Good luck!
Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!
The Geek Test by nirmy April 11, 2013

Deep in the Geek 

Specific to the sci-fi realm it is when one discusses elements only understood by other sci-fi geeks.
Marc Singer was introduced as a character on V and we were deep in the geek! It was all Beast Master-this and visitors-that.
Deep in the Geek by Marc Singer April 15, 2011

Freak In The Geek

A geek who turns into a straight sexual freak in the bedroom.
Guy 1: I heard that girl spent the night from school? Dude, she is such a geek.

Guy 2: She is a geek, but behind closed doors, their is some freak in the geek.
Freak In The Geek by soadfreak3284 August 24, 2011

Mark of the Geek 

When their right hand has a red spot from it laying on the mousepad too long and their left hand has a red line from it laying on the edge of the keyboard too long, usually a sign that they have been playing an rpg game too much.
Guy 1: ...Hey. *tired*
Guy 2: You look horrible! Have you been up all night?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Let me see your hands. Yep, you have the mark of the geek, you've been up playing that rpg game!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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