the zone where you smoke either way too much or very good weed and you feel like you're past the feeling of being in space. you have entered a new realm and thats the geek zone.
"you have now entered..... the geekzone" *twilight zone theme*
1) A group of geeks that think they are cool, generally referring to those of the computer variety.
2) A certain group from MIS that hangs out at the IT desk all day and is harassed constantly into fixing people's ridiculouscomputer problems.
"Fuck, my computer's buggin' out again."
"Carolyn's on the Geek Squad, go ask her. She can fix it."
"Since when's the Geek Squad got a chick?!"
When a girl turns up to a male geek's room in the night wearing a jacket and no top. If he notices you're topless or mentions it, he's passed. If he doesn't get that your boobs are out, he has failed the geek test. Bra is optional depending on how much of a geek this guy could be.
Guys can also do this test, obviously without a bra, but it works much better when women do it.
Good luck!
Janey: I tried geek testing that internet geek yesterday. Don't think he noticed :(
Brenda: omg he failed the geek test?!
Janey: I know right!
When their right hand has a red spot from it laying on the mousepad too long and their left hand has a red line from it laying on the edge of the keyboard too long, usually a sign that they have been playing an rpg game too much.
Guy 1: ...Hey. *tired*
Guy 2: You look horrible! Have you been up all night?
Guy 1: No...
Guy 2: Let me see your hands. Yep, you have the mark of the geek, you've been up playing that rpg game!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.