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I'll beat the fucking shit out of you

Something someone says (screams, yells) when they are about to bash your skull into a wall until your brains ooze out your ears.

Note: This phrase is sometimes used as an idle threat by someone who thinks they're badass. Make sure not to be that d-bag.
Lyssa: OMGZ, did you see the new Twilight movie?! It was sooo good! OMG, OMG I got this new pair of shoes... They're so cute, right? They're all pink and pointy toed, ahhh!

Nikki: I'll beat the fucking shit out of you if you don't shut up.

I’m the fucking shit

If you can’t think of anything to be grateful for just think about how I love you because I’m the fucking shit

shut the fucking shit up 

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.
person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

I'm fucking the shit out of you 

It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

fucking shit up after the fact 

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying
When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!