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The Free Store
Also known as Wal-Mart, due to the fact that it is extremely easy, and common, for people to shoplift there.
"I need some lighters but I'm broke as fuck" - Poor college kid #1
"Dude, just go to The Free Store and take some" - Poor college kid #2
"Dude, just go to The Free Store and take some" - Poor college kid #2
The Free Store by chafenstrafe July 20, 2011
The Free People Affect
n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.
clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...
aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.
clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.
aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!
clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?
bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!
aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.
clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.
aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!
clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?
bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!
The Free People Affect by Wicked Stepmom October 6, 2013
The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show
A hillarious radio show that broadcasts out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is hosted by Gregg "Free Beer" Daniels, Chris "Hot Wings" Michels, Eric (Zeitunian) Zane, and Joe "Producer Joe" Gassmann, Jr. It's the BEST radio show ever and WAY better than those Bob and Tom idiots. www.freebeerandhotwings.com Please Listen!!!
I was listening to The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show this morning and laughed so hard I burst a kidney.
The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show by The Alex Basso March 19, 2008
The Free Speech Maneuver
A situation in when a person comments on another person's comment/opinion/statement/sentence and that other person claims they "have free speech and a right to an opinion" but then makes a biased claim stating that because of their free speech rights, that person should respect and not make comments about their comment/opinion/statement/sentence. Little does that person know is that Free Speech is a double standard.
Person 1: "I don't like black people."
Person 2: "Well I don't like you and I think your opinion sucks."
Person 1: "Hey this is America! I have free speech so shut up you asshole!"
Person 2: "Here we go again, The Free Speech Maneuver..."
Person 2: "Well I don't like you and I think your opinion sucks."
Person 1: "Hey this is America! I have free speech so shut up you asshole!"
Person 2: "Here we go again, The Free Speech Maneuver..."
The Free Speech Maneuver by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014
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