THE FONT

the genetically written aparation of sexual prowess that shall be given to 1 chosen child per generation to ensure are species lives on througth sexual reproduction.

origin; said to of been passed down through an obscure blood line started by Zeus, the font genome has been partially found in such famous people as, Fidel Castro (Cuban President), Wilt Chamberlain (basketball star) and Charlie Sheen (actor), the font gene is said to be responsible for the birth on 1 in 1,000000 births.

'THE FONT unleashed' = having sexual relations with every woman in a 5 mile radius.

THE FONT by the font March 24, 2011

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off the fonto

Crazy. Off the wall. Nuts.

“That recipe was off the fonto.”

off the fonto by SugarBaby4321 May 5, 2018

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