The Dreaded
The Dreaded by The Dreaded August 6, 2008
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The Dreaded Scoot
The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.
“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”
The Dreaded Scoot by PizzaShopGang May 25, 2021
The Dreaded Throw and Go
The unfortunate condition of suffering simultaneously from symptoms of both diarrhea and vomiting, brought on by various stomach viruses, but more commonly associated with the consumption of tequila followed by Denny's/IHOP. The patient is usually left in the precarious position of requiring several disposal receptacles simultaneously, with the use of a toilet and a small trash barrel being the best-case scenario. Following its normal course, which may persist for hours, recovery is usually dependent on either rest or additional tequila.
E.g.: Dude, what's that fucking smell?! Josh, did you just Throw and Go in my backseat?!
E.g.:
Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.
E.g.:
Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.
The Dreaded Throw and Go by stormyblue007 July 30, 2017
The Dreaded Hey
When somebody you really don't like thinks they can hang out with you. They text you "Hey..." indicating that they want to hang out. Usually followed by a text saying "wanna hang out?"
Person 1- Oh shit, i just got the dreaded hey from Steven!
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.
10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"
Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.
10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"
Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.
The Dreaded Hey by Mason Butler November 12, 2011
The dreaded quadrapinch
The dreaded quadrapinch is when you're buying a bag of weed that has to go through 4 different people that all pinch out of it.
The dreaded quadrapinch by zxqjfgtbc November 12, 2009
the dreaded lurgy
the dreaded lurgy by Bloodbone May 25, 2016
the dreaded laundromat slime
The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"
Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)
the dreaded laundromat slime by xofu April 10, 2008