A sweeping nickname used to define an individual who believes that they know more than they actually do, often relying on buzzwords, pseudo psychological phrases and clichéd sales lingo to convince others of their authority on a matter.

Often found in the worlds of sales, media and television, most people know a (or The) Doc. And if you don't, it's probably you!

Ricky Gervais' character in the Office, The boss in Office Space are brilliant examples of being 'The Doc'. Usual stereotype includes a slimy demeanour and small minded requests of staff.

The Doc by Alfredo Dominguez April 16, 2008

The Doc Thomas

Getting your asshole fingered while eating raw poultry, preferably chicken or quail.

I had to call into work after getting salmonella poisoning from doing the Doc Thomas the night before.

The Doc Thomas is really popular in hippie towns like Boulder and Portland where they wear birkenstocks and flannel.
I wanted to try the Doc Thomas tonight but we couldn't find a whole foods that sold organic chicken. But the convenience store down the street had a bag of spicy doritos.

The Doc Thomas by Grumpy_Bear April 17, 2011

The doc Holliday

While wearing a western gun belt, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat during anal sex just as you are about to cum you say a doc Holliday line from the movie tombstone and then donkeypunch the lady with a toy pistol.

I did the doc Holliday last night to this chick I just met

The doc Holliday by Splinter14 November 4, 2014

Loopin with the Doc

Loopin with The Doc is a very exclusive enterprise reserved only for a select society whose members are chosen solely by the Doc himself. Little is known of the nature, fate, or practice regarding membership recruitment, current members, or the society as a whole other than that it is a very competitive and secretive process commonly compared to the mysterious Skull and Bones Society.

Thus, legend has it that members assemble to Loop with the Doc on a very irregular agenda. Members are summoned on a last minute basis via textual communication by the Doc from an untraceable cell phone, undoubtedly disposed of after each group session.

While little is known of its members (and especially the covert Doc himself), what is known is that while Loop sessions occur, not all members are invited at once (allegedly to ensure member anonymity) and when these once-in-a-blue-moon invitations are sent out, recipients respond by doing whatever it takes to appear to the arranged session, canceling all errands and responsibilities, setting Loopin with the Doc as priority number one.

Unidentified VIP Number 1 = 1
Unidentified VIP Number 2 = 2

1: Whats up man?
2: Not much, I just got my CPR certificate yesterday, and I'm about to take my last final that determines if I'll get my PhD that I've spent the past 8 years of my life working for, no biggie, you?
1: Nice, I've got a date with Megan Fox in couple, no biggie.
(VIP 1 and 2's cell phones vibrate)
1: Uhhh I've gotta go, emergency...so much for Megan.
2: No shit dude I got the text to be Loopin with the Doc too, but I dont have a car and I can't run to Mobil on time, can I get a ride?!
(old woman weakly clutches her chest, collapses, and appears to not be breathing)
1: Yeah but we have to leave. Now.
2: Lead me to your car breh!

Loopin with the Doc by samtheman09 January 29, 2010

Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.

Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?

Clock the doc by Dudecaker April 10, 2019

Cock the Doc

This phrase refers to the act of dating a female Doctor, with the intent to get her in the sack. It is usually used in context with one who typically likes to add it to their "achievements" list

So last night, did you cock the doc?

Cock the Doc by Shred October 7, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026