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Getting your asshole fingered while eating raw poultry, preferably chicken or quail.
I had to call into work after getting salmonella poisoning from doing the Doc Thomas the night before.

The Doc Thomas is really popular in hippie towns like Boulder and Portland where they wear birkenstocks and flannel.
I wanted to try the Doc Thomas tonight but we couldn't find a whole foods that sold organic chicken. But the convenience store down the street had a bag of spicy doritos.
by Grumpy_Bear March 30, 2011
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