The dirty mayo

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

The dirty mayo by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

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The dirty mayor

Getting sloppy seconds on an election night. Very rare condition.

Michelle got a taste of the Dirty Mayor last night.

The dirty mayor by SleeperBooty December 31, 2018

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