The crouton

When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.

I didn’t only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too

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pierce the crouton

to engage in coitus while nomming on some salad dressing...if you know what I mean.

"Man, that Dalicious is bangin. Are you gonna pierce the crouton wit her tonight?"
"Helllllll to the yaaaaaa dawg"

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me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!

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